Jack Thompson Discovers People Are Nude Under Clothes

8 May , 2006  

Our favorite asshole lawyer, Jack Thompson, has discovered *gasp* that people are actually naked under their clothes. This revelation came when Jack discovered that the game Oblivion accurately rendered women nude under their shirts. Like most Republican prudes, Jack has … Continued


Oblivion Tops Hot Coffee

22 Apr , 2006  

Everyone has heard of the Hot Coffee controversy courtesy of a modification to Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas that allowed you to have “sex” with a pixilated nude woman in the game. It was retarded, as Maddox pointed out, because … Continued


Blizzard Says No to Gay Marriage

3 Feb , 2006  

Blizzard says no to any player who wants to role-play a same sex marriage. Apparently Blizzard has the policy that if anyone in the game ever thinks that what you say or do is offensive and they report it, then … Continued


Man Goes Insane and Burns $100,000

11 Nov , 2005 – Virtual property yields $100,000 – Nov 10, 2005 Well not exactly burn, but the next best thing! Look, I have made some nice cash selling accounts to massively multiplayer games, even items, but $100,000 to buy a virtual … Continued


Escapism for the Disillusioned

9 Oct , 2005  

This post is actually something that I wrote over a year ago. I am clearing out my saved posts in WordPress and found this one and many others. Of all the little snippets of posts that are not finished, this … Continued


Why Do You Play World of Warcraft?

1 Sep , 2005  

Well I guess I have to admit it. I was addicted to World of Warcraft. The key word here is was, and I am happy to tell you that I broke my addiction with a little reflection of just what … Continued